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    April 30

    Installing Girlfriend 1.0 EP2

    Dear Disappointed,

     It’s so sorry to hear your problems and we shall try to give you the best solutions hereinafter: 

    First, please  notice that  according to its manufacturer, the sole purpose of developing Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] is to test the limit of all existing hardware and, user friendly is never deemed an issue of priority .

    This Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] has extremely high requirements on hardware. It is recommended that you must have a Millionaire 2.0 or above version of motherboard, if it is below such standard, the system will most likely uninstall itself at a random point of time and could never been rebooted or reinstalled. Also, it is recommended that you should purchase a Private Property 1.0 hardisk and a Luxury Car 1.0 displaycard, otherwise, the system will be vulnerable to attacks from hackers. Our customer service centre has received countless reports of systems being hacked via Sports Car 1.0 ethernet.

    In addition, the Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] also requires support from several  helper programmes, it is recommended you should do the following:

    1.       Frequently purchase the upgrading package of Luxury Brands 10.0 and Jewellery 8.1

    2.       The command ishallpayforit.html must be repeatedly inputted, no matter the system is running Endless Shopping 5.0 or World Travelling 2.5 .

    3.       Try to run the programme Human ATM Ultimate at 24-7 + 7-52, it is proven that doing this could avoid 99.9% of system crashes.

    If the above measures are taken, Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] should then automatically restart Considerate 7.5 , Personal Attention 6.5 and Mild 8.2, however, they may not perform as good as they did in Girlfriend Beta [Traditional Chinese] as its template is not designed to cooperate with the above said sub-systems.

    Also,  the Keep Making Up 9.0 you mentioned cannot be turned off because it is a key to the visual effect of the system, if this programme is shut, you will see distorted images and unbalanced colour.

    As for Cooking 1.0 and Housework 1.0, please simply forget about them as they are no longer supported by Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)].

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install A-A 1.0 (it is said this programme could lead to damage of hardware!).

    In fact, we do not suggest people unwilling to purchase the above hardware and software to use the Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)], in the event you would like to adopt another operation system, we recommend the Girlfriend 1.0 [Simplified Chinese (PRC)] version, this is a sister programme of the cursed Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] and actually they share the same source code, but this OS is developed based on different principals and is welcomed by many users around the globe.

    The biggest advantage of this OS is that although its preferred standards of hardware are much lower,  it is compatible to multiple applications including those you like,  it requires no Keep Making Up 9.0 but its visual effect by default is no worse than the [Big 5 (Hong Kong)] version, if not better. Furthermore, because of its better constructed system figure, it usually do much better when running the Hot Lingerie 7.7,, and yes, in most cases, it supports Cooking 1.0 and Housework 1.0 .  

    Just please bear in mind that the Girlfriend 1.0 [Simplified Chinese (PRC)] also supports multi-language, and if you change its language setting to [Big 5 (Hong Kong)] , its performance may gradully decline and eventually incur the same problems of Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] , it may even runs the famous virus that is commonly found in the [Big 5(Hong Kong)] version, I bet you have encountered that before, the mighty Green Cap 4.0.

    Last,  if you really want to switch your system from Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] to others,  please be reminded that Girlfriend 1.0 [Big 5(Hong Kong)] is self-regulated to start Slander 13.00 and Cursing 14.00 upon uninstallation.

    Good Luck

    Tech Support

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    CY Lawwrote:
    i cannot say i like it but i must admit that it is very funny.
    May 16

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